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Offensive Fortune Cookies
Fortune cookies are always so optimistic – they never talk about how you’re getting fat, or how your wife is planning to leave you. If you want some realistic fortunes, try cracking open one of these offensive fortune cookies and see what’s really in store for you.
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Charlie The Taxidermy Coke Rat
Meet Charlie, the Taxidermy Coke Rat – a quirky conversation starter you never knew you needed. Lovingly preserved, this tiny party animal adds a dash of scandal and absurdity to your decor, perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor.
$100 0
Baby’s First Gambling Set
It’s never too early to teach junior about numbers and counting. Baby’s first gambling set will turn your baby into a card counting pro good enough for the Vegas strip before he takes his first steps.
$9 0
Punish Me, Daddy Party Game
Fasttrack the good times at your party by breaking out Punish Me, Daddy. This uproarious game “designed to embarrass your friends (and you)” is also super easy to play: simply draw a “dare” card and add a “twist” card, if you can’t do it, you then draw a “punishment” card.
$25 0
Furless Furby
Meet the Furless Furby, your childhood friend stripped bare – literally. With 100% less fur and 1000% more nightmare fuel, it’s the perfect blend of nostalgia and chaos. Gift it, meme it, or just let its folds haunt your decor.
$20 0
Giant 20lb Lump Of Coal
Give the gift of ultimate disappointment with this 20lb lump of coal. Perfect for that one friend or family member who really deserves it. It doubles as a doorstop, workout equipment, or a conversation piece. Santa’s least favorite gag gift just got even heftier!
$75 0
Kid’s 360 Spinning Bumper Car
If you want to get the kids away from their screens and playing outside, this 360° spinning bumper car is the way to do it. This immensely fun bumper car features a simple joystick control for easy spinning and is fully rechargeable as well.
$160 0
I Vomited Sticker
Show off your patriotism with a twist! This I Vomitted sticker proudly celebrates that moment when you just couldn’t stomach it anymore. Perfect for post-meal regrets or political commentary – it’s the sticker America never asked for but deserves!
$5 0
Tactical Christmas Stockings
Have Santa grant all your holiday wishes by having him fill up every nook and cranny of the tactical Christmas stocking. With features like a metal clip, six strips of MOLLE, and a rack for shotgun shells, it’s the ideal way for any military veteran to spread a little holiday cheer.
$14 0
3D Book Of Big Butts
We like the 3D book of big butts and we cannot lie. For those who appreciate out this world onion bootys this book will not disappoint. These perfectly formed derrieres bulge off the page and seductively wag from side to side as you turn the pages.
$28 0
Bruh Money Card Gift
Say goodbye to traditional gift cards and hello to the Bruh Money Card! Perfect for those simple occasions when you just want to give someone cash – no unnecessary discussions about feelings. Just hand over the money!
$8 0
Smells Like I Was Right Scented Candle
Celebrate your infallible financial foresight with the Smells Like I Was Right About Bitcoin scented candle. A rich aroma of vindication and virtual gold fills the air, perfect for rubbing it in or just lighting up your winning personality.
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Kid’s Bartender Playkit
Teach the little ones about the fundamentals of mixology with the Kid’s Bartender Playkit! Even before they learn their shapes, they’ll become pros at making all the classics like a Manhattan, Bloody Mary, and Cosmopolitan.
$7 0
Pooping Shrek Toothpaste Topper
Bring hilarity to your morning routine with this pooping Shrek toothpaste topper. This viral TikTok bathroom accessory is 3D-printed from PLA plastic and will perfectly fit any standard tube of toothpaste, ideal for kids and adults alike.
$7 0
Thumb Wrestling Arena
Settle thumb wars in style with the Thumb Wrestling Arena! This hilarious ring ensures fair play, as both competitors hold the arena while battling it out. The perfect stage for epic, cheat-free thumb battles. Let the thumb wars begin!
$10 0
The NoPhone Air
Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!
$15 0
Mystic Conch Shell
The Mystic Conch Shell is your ultimate decision-making companion. Ask it anything, give it a shake, and receive cryptic, often hilarious wisdom. Perfect for indecisive moments or party laughs, it’s like magic – if magic had a sense of humor!
$30 0
Vintage Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Stand out this holiday season with a cozy vintage Christmas sweater. Sourced from the 80s, 90s, and early 00s, these charming sweaters combine nostalgic style with thick, quality materials – perfect for festive parties or keeping warm in retro fashion.
$15 0
Big Toe Slides
Step into the bizarre with Big Toe Slides – giant mono-toe slippers transforming feet into Cyclops-worthy appendages. Made from high-quality EVA with hand-painted details, they’re quirky, comfy, and ultra-limited. No restocks, so grab them before they’re gone!
$110 0
Female Urination Funnel
Achieve true gender equality by peeing while standing up with this female urination funnel. Simply place the plastic pink funnel by your hoo-ha and watch as you break gender barriers as you perform the glorious act of urinating while standing.
$25 0
TMNT Ooze Booze Water Bottle LED
Complete your TMNT or sci-fi cosplay with the Ooze Booze Water Bottle LED. This lightweight, eco-friendly 3D-printed canister features RGB LEDs, an on/off switch, and customizable caps, blending practicality with glowing, futuristic style.
$31 0
The Death Clock
The Death Clock app uses AI and CDC data to estimate your life expectancy based on lifestyle habits. Backed by leading research institutions, it provides personalized recommendations for a longer life, with a touch of humor about life’s uncertainties.
$69 0
Liquid Death Casket Cooler
The Liquid Death Casket Cooler by Yeti is an 83-inch, steel-clad marvel that chills up to 252 tallboys or 378 standard cans. With triple foam insulation and secure T-Latch locks, this cooler ensures your drinks stay deadly cold for epic gatherings.
$68,200 0
55 Gallon Drum Of Lube
Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.
$1,623 0
Fear Pong: Party Card Game
Take your parties from wild to legendary with Fear Pong: Internet Famous. This incredibly fun game is remarkably simple to play. There are two dares under each cup, if you do one of the dares you keep the cup. If you refuse both, you drink the cup. Plain and simple.
$25 0
Elephant Sh*t Delivery Service
Ruin someone’s day by anonymously sending them a box of crap with this devious elephant shit delivery service. If elephant shit isn’t good enough for your revenge tactics, you can up the ante to gorilla dung – guaranteed to make someone go ape shit with rage.
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The Loved One Launcher
Life’s too short to have sad funerals, get fired up with the Loved One Launcher! The Cremation Cannon shoots your dearly departed’s Earthly remains high into the sky, sending them into their next life with a bang, not a whisper.
$375 0
Fart Plugs
Stop the toot terror with Fart Plugs! This cheeky set of two comes “prescribed” for laughter, approved by the American Fart Association. Just don’t use them as wine stoppers – unless you’re fermenting comedy gold! Gas relief, guaranteed laughs.
$7 0
Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To
Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.
$15 0
Nintendo Switch Gag Gift
Trick your favorite gamer with the Nintendo Switch Gag Gift! It’s not the console – it’s just a measly light switch labeled Nintendo. Perfect for maximum disappointment and laughs, this prank brings joy to you, and crushing defeat to them!
$10 0
South Park Kenny Knife Block Holder
Oh my god, you killed Kenny! Bring some humor to your kitchen with the South Park Kenny Knife Block Holder. Shaped like Kenny McCormick, it holds up to 10 knives in a sturdy 9 x 10 x 14-inch design. It’s officially licensed for diehard fans of the iconic show.
$50 0
You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar
Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.
$10 0
Pimple Popping Toy
Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!
$20 0
Nature’s Dick Pics Calendar
“Well hung” has a new meaning with this incredible wall calendar. The NDP calendar features 12 months of Mother Nature’s finest shaft-like formations from all around the world. Definitely not your typical nature calendar but one that rocks… hard!
$20 0
Electric Motorized Shoes
Walking is difficult. You’ve got to use all those lousy leg muscles, not to mention overload your brain with orders to move each individual leg in a tiring synchronized motion. Thankfully now you can move effortlessly with these electric motorized shoes.
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Men’s Lingerie Costumes
Keep things white hot in the bedroom by spicing your love life up with one of these little ensembles. Etsy shop Cock Couture boasts a varied collection of fashionable and sexy getups that are guaranteed to make your little soldier a total stud in the bedroom.
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Christmas Tree Tacky Sweater
Outdo every hideous and tacky sweater at the holiday party by showing up dressed in this Christmas tree tacky sweater. This magnificently god-awful garment comes with suspender accents on each side and a jumbo Christmas tree with 3D glittery ornaments.
$70 0
Bigfoot’s Toe
Own a piece of mythic lore with Bigfoot’s Toe, a unique conversation starter for any space. Perfect for mystery enthusiasts, this whimsical item celebrates one of the world’s greatest legends while adding a playful touch to your home.
$28 0
Hand Shocking Lie Detector
Stop smelling your man’s dick at five in the morn – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.
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